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matalinolukaret,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer in your closet and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Best of luck on the sex-change,
hd_obsession
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notjustroomates fic!!! Finally. haha (fyi, it DOES suck IMO, but I'm just glad I finished it :D)
matalinolukaret,I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer in your closet and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Best of luck on the sex-change,
hd_obsession( rules )Stolen from
dramaqueen469Pick one of my icons here and I'll write you a drabble based on said icon. If you choose a stock/text only icon, feel free to choose the pairing (or character) I write. (I reserve the right to NOT write anything!)
I wrote that
notjustroomates fic!!! Finally. haha (fyi, it DOES suck IMO, but I'm just glad I finished it :D)
